|—||my director after finding out the all the flutes had 2 ice creams and extra large cookies plus a burger and fries (via that-trombone)|
IM CRYING BC THE ACCURACY HITS DEEP
a man named Walter Summerford was struck by lightning 3 times in his life. After his death, his gravestone was also struck.
fuck this guy in particular. even after death, fuck him.
HEY GUYS MY NAME IS ACE AND I HAVE A MESSAGE TO YOU
SO YOU MAY REMEMBER A WHILE BACK WHEN I ALMOST LOST MY HOUSE BECAUSE OF MONEY ISSUES? WELL YEP THATS A THING AGAIN
quick overview: my house (the Ninja Clan) is a safe house for all the kids who can make it…
anime trope episodes: the beach episode, the festival episode, the episode where someone doesn’t know how to cook
western cartoon trope episodes: the episode where someone has several copies of themselves made, the episode where inanimate objects come to life, the episode that is a homage to a movie from the 1950s, the episode where someone is shrunk down to microscopic levels and placed inside the body of another person
I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh”
CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless
I love this so much
You’re Sad and I want to Lighten the Mood But I Don’t Want to Accidentally Disrespect Your Feelings a novel
You’re Sad but I’m a Lousy Friend and I Never Know What To Say To Cheer You Up At Times Like This I Am So Sorry the sequel
You’re Happy Now but I Still Feel Bad for Not Helping You Through Bad Spots the trilogy
I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society