All I want in my life is to become a Powerpuff Girl.
was it really necessary for me to be born
deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. xp
this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now
CLOTHING LIFE HACKS
My mother taught me all of this, I then promptly forgot.
Reblogging because im a fucking adult & need this information.
Good to know
sadstuck: Jake licks his gun seductively in front of Dirk and accidentally pulls the trigger.
so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”
all i’ve done in 2013 was become more gay
my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’
and i have never been more confused in my life
until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’
i am so fucking done
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care
I wanted to do a weird gif as dirk but a goddamn spider came out of nowhere and i screamed.